Join Piedmont High’s Fantasy Slut League

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi)

“I’m 15 years old and I’m a sophomore at Piedmont High School. I want to play fantasy sports without all the hassle of learning who Nate Kaeding is. What should I do?”

Students at Piedmont High School have the answer. A group of male students have started a Fantasy Slut League where the male participants draft female students and get points for any sexual encounters that they have with them.

I happen to work in a place where I deal with a lot of high school aged kids who think they’re funny. I always tell them the same thing. “Don’t judge whether you’re funny or not based on what your high school friends think. You are only funny if you can make me laugh.” That being said, these Piedmont High School guys are pretty funny.

The principal says that parents were warned about the league because it involved coerced sex and alcohol usage. I’ve got a news flash. Without knowing any of the facts, but being a human being who has common sense, I can tell you right now that this fantasy league caused a 0% increase in underage sex and drinking. These kids want to drink and have sex and just came up with a fun set of rules to go along with it. Put away the pitchforks and try talking to your kids if you want them to be responsible.

…..or don’t I don’t really care what they do. I got my good laugh when I read about this in news, because as I said already it is really really funny.