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Global Warming Works in Mysterious Ways
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) The Great Lakes water level is the lowest it’s been in 48 years. Science dudes (a.k.a. hydrologists) say that hotter, dryer summers are causing more of the lakes to be evaporated. Businesses are being affected. This is news to me, but apparently there is a lot of harbor to harbor shipping […]
Prisoners Make the Darndest Escapes
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) An escape plot at a Brazilian prison was foiled when an accomplice was spotted outside the prison acting suspiciously. The accomplice was also literally spotted. An unnamed cat was taken into custody with saws, drills, and a cell phone taped to it’s body. The cat has been handed over to animal […]
Christie Holds Congress Accountable, Congress Outraged
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) “It’s why the American people hate Congress. Unlike the people in Congress, we have actual responsibilities.” Christie was dropping bombs when Congress refused to vote on a Hurricane Sandy relief bill before the end of the year. Congress was busy resolving the fiscal cliff issue, but Christie made a good point. […]
Life Is Predictable
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Who would have guessed? At the last minute Senate Republicans and Democrats came to together to reach a fiscal cliff deal. Seriously who would have guessed this would happen besides everyone? Both parties postured for weeks and when they had to come together to reach a deal, they did. (As of […]
Hypocrats
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Monopolies, collusion, and price fixing are illegal in business. Laws were created to protect the consumer because businesses are ‘evil’. I’m cool with people who call businesses evil even though I don’t agree with it. Businesses are businesses and behave in certain ways to survive and thrive in the business world. […]
Dentists and Boners
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Iowa courts have made the decision that being fired for being too attractive doesn’t break discrimination laws. This came up because dental assistant Melissa Nelson was fired for being “irresistible” to her boss. Because this story is hilarious I immediately hit social media sites, in disguise, to see what the reaction […]
Last Minute Gift Ideas
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Christmas is four days away and if you are a busy parent you may still have some shopping to do for your kids. One thing I know about kids is they always want the fancy new thing. Once a toy is two months old it goes in the garbage unless in […]
School Kids Need to Practice Their Tackling Skills
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Ever since the school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary there has been a lot of dialogue about what should be done to prevent more lives from being lost. There’s been a lot of dialogue about gun control and mental illness, but one author is being mocked for one of her suggestions. […]
Let’s Tackle Body Image Issues
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Early in the 4th quarter of the Seahawks vs. Bills game there was a streaker. It was most likely a Canadian (sick fucks) because this game was being played in Toronto. It got me to thinking that we never see a fat streaker. Streaking is done for comedy. And what’s funnier […]
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